Please note: these do not replace taking an actual CPR course. Do not attempt this at home.
These notes have been reproduced faithfully and entirely.
CPR video: hilariously melodramatic.
OH GOD IT'S AN EPISODE OF LAW AND ORDER
how the fuck did you break your arm you were nowhere near the car
For realsies: check a scene before running in, could be dangerous. if a person declines help, sucks to be them. biohazard bags are red. good to know.
Emergency action steps: check (the scene for safety) call (911 or your local emergency number) care (for the injured person).
Call first for a cardiac emergency, unconscious adult, collapsed child/adult.
Care first for a breathing emergency, after 2 minutes of CPR or treatment call 911.
if a person can talk, they have a pulse. Thanks, video!
Did you have to check your head with your hands to know if it's hurting?
OF COURSE SKATER CHILDREN ARE AT RISK, THE HOODLUMS
There is an extremely high incidence of sexy Asian men in this video.
For realsies: Airway Breathing Circulation (except we're just kidding about circulation)
I'm smugly stroking my birthday balloon while a heart attack strikes!
SLOWLY TAKE THE ORANGE JUICE OF INFARCTION
I hope all heart attacks involve dramatic string crescendos and heartbeats.
MAGICAL LATINA GLOVES
heart attacks are apparently purveyors of sexism.
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